Deanisms

Everyday Dean says something that blows my mind. Either it is super intellectual or absolutely hilarious. I kind of wish I could videotape him all the time.

Here are some recent Deanisms:

D: "I put cleats on?" (obsessed with baseball and baseball gear)

Me: "I don't know how to do it!"

D: "Hmmm...I wonder?"

{looks like he figured it out.}

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Me: "Dean, what are you eating?"

D: "Gum."

Me: "Who gave it to you?"

D: "Grandma. That grandma, she's naughty."

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Me: "We are going swimming today, what bathing suit do you want to wear?"

D: "ASU one."

Me: "I don't think they make those."

D: "Find it!"

Me: "Where?"

D: "Target."

I still haven't quite figured out how to turn this kid down.